Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead”. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

(Source: stomborn, via disneysdoctorin221b)

thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

(via towerof-blimps)

We all change when you think about it, we’re all different people, all through our lives, and that’s okay. That’s good! You gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. - Eleventh Doctor

(Source: emilliederavin, via david-tennants-little-fangirl)

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

(via thisisalllme)

My DCP Countdown: 53 Days | 53 WDAS Films
[50/53] Tangled → "Perhaps it’s better that I stay in, but tell me when will my life begin?"

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Because we’ll need them too.

(Source: theymightcallmecrazy, via disneysdoctorin221b)

godlegos:

starkexpos:

digg:

The Avengers “assemble” at the Oscars.

no one on the oscar’s has swagger like us

I really like how this angle has the mic split Bruce right down the middle - just like he has two sides. Bruce, and Hulk.

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theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

(via roosterwho)

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

(via roosterwho)

ghostsandhoney:

burning-arrow:

I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial

Shit how do I walk

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