Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead”. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
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I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.
how do you set your eyebrow on fire
I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes
We all change when you think about it, we’re all different people, all through our lives, and that’s okay. That’s good! You gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. - Eleventh Doctor
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idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is
but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck.
The Avengers “assemble” at the Oscars.
no one on the oscar’s has swagger like us
I really like how this angle has the mic split Bruce right down the middle - just like he has two sides. Bruce, and Hulk.
The season of leg shaving is upon us.